Om det er en manusforfatter der gi'r frit løb for sin indestængte vrede eller om det er en skuespiller der gi'r los med en improviseret svada, kan være et fedt. Så længe resultatet er tilfredsstillende, hvilket det i høj grad er, i denne ucensorerede Top 10 over de bedste og mest syngende verbale lussinger og svinere...
10. White Men Can't Jump ('92)
Sidney Dane (Wesley Snipes): - I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said "What you doin'?" and she said "Moving”.
9. The Last Boyscout ('91)
Joseph "Joe" hallenback (Bruce Willis): - Your wife’s so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. If you wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
8. Scent Of A Woman ('92)
Frank Slade (Al Pacino): - Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.
7. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ('89)
Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase): - You cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!
6. Sexy Beast ('00)
Don Logan (Ben Kingsley): - You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr. White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
5. A Fish Called Wanda ('88)
Wanda Gershwitz (Jamie Lee Curtis): - To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
4. The Departed ('06)
Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg): - I’m the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy.
3. As Good As It Gets ('97)
Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson): - Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
2. Full Metal jacket ('87)
Sgt. Hartmann (R. Lee Ermey): - Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
1. Monty Python And The Holy Grail ('75)
Taunting French Guard (John Cleese): - I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed, animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Men der er jo mange, mange flere og jeg har sikkert glemt nogle gode af slagsen. Har du nogle favoritter og synes du der mangler noget på listen? Så smid en kommentar, måske der kan blive til en Top 10 vol. II ;-)
10. White Men Can't Jump ('92)Sidney Dane (Wesley Snipes): - I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said "What you doin'?" and she said "Moving”.
9. The Last Boyscout ('91)Joseph "Joe" hallenback (Bruce Willis): - Your wife’s so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. If you wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
8. Scent Of A Woman ('92)Frank Slade (Al Pacino): - Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.
7. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ('89)Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase): - You cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!
6. Sexy Beast ('00)Don Logan (Ben Kingsley): - You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr. White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
5. A Fish Called Wanda ('88)Wanda Gershwitz (Jamie Lee Curtis): - To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
4. The Departed ('06)Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg): - I’m the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy.
3. As Good As It Gets ('97)Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson): - Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
2. Full Metal jacket ('87)Sgt. Hartmann (R. Lee Ermey): - Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
1. Monty Python And The Holy Grail ('75)Taunting French Guard (John Cleese): - I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed, animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Men der er jo mange, mange flere og jeg har sikkert glemt nogle gode af slagsen. Har du nogle favoritter og synes du der mangler noget på listen? Så smid en kommentar, måske der kan blive til en Top 10 vol. II ;-)
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